brilliant Woody Allen

Sondra Pransky: You are a cynical crapehanger who always see the glass half-empty!
Sid Waterman: No, you're wrong. I see the glass half full, but of poison.

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Sid Waterman: The man is a liar and a murderer, and I say that with all due respect.

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Sondra Pransky: How can we meet him?
Sid Waterman: You know, I don't know... They have a class system. He's an aristocrat and, you know, we're... we're commoners. In fact according to his system, we're... I think we're probably classified as scum.

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Sid Waterman: You know not everything in the world is sinister... just practically everything.

Scoop (2006)